He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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