I'm really into asian looking animals
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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