Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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