Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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