Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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