just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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