One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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