That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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