yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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