I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize