wrigley field is MILF paradise
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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