I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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