yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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