If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
