batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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