Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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