i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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The uberlube is also flammable
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sext me about skeletons
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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