Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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