I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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