I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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