So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
