Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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