She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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