either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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