Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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