So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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