I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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