He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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