drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
God, I missed his penis.
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