so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize