we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
