have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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