My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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