so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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