hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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