DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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