My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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