Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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