I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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