Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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