so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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