they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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