Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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