I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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