I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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