I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Houston, we have a blender
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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