He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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