just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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