If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
