I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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