we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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