the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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