For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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