Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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