i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The ass gains better be worth it
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