"it" just moved
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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